APRIL! -- Its Kiki Time!

April doesn't wait for permission — and neither does this mix. 

On This Episode of Velvet Nation, Boy Joey brings you right into the heat a set that refuses to sit still. 

From the infectious groove of Mau P's Amsterdam-born opener to the nostalgia of DJ Sammy's Heaven reborn as a festival anthem, this episode moves through euphoric valleys and peak-hour highs without ever losing the thread. 

Gwen Stefani gets remixed twice (because once was never enough), Eric Prydz calls you to the floor, and somewhere between Pink Floyd's walls and Ariana Grande's heartbreak, you realize you've been dancing for an hour and you don't want to stop. 

That's the Velvet Nation effect!

Recorded live at Baltimore Eagle · April 4, 2026

Transcript

SPEAKER_15 0:59

Cause I got my drugs from Amsterdam Off my face on the where I am.

unknown 1:22

Cause I got my jobs from Amsterdam.

SPEAKER_14 1:24

Off my face, don't know where I am. Off my face, don't know where I am. Cause I got my jobs from Amsterdam. Off my face, don't know where I am. Off my face, don't know where I am. Cause I got my jobs from Amsterdam. Off my face, don't know where I am. Off my face, don't know where I am. Cause I got my drugs from Amsterdam.

SPEAKER_15 1:51

Cause I got my drugs from Amsterdam. Cause I got my drugs from Amsterdam.

SPEAKER_13 5:29

Cause you change the way you kiss me. I've never been afraid of the highest heights. More afraid of flying than I've never been afraid of the wildest fights. Not afraid of die.

SPEAKER_10 6:41

But now I'm hoping this is getting me.

unknown 6:46

I'm not allowed to come. I need a fan because you're scared.

SPEAKER_18 7:43

So why would you leave me waiting outside the station? But it was like when it's full of three.

unknown 7:51

I just really don't wanna hear it right now.

SPEAKER_18 7:54

Shut up for like once in your life. Listen to me. I took your nice for the advice about how you think I'm gonna die lucky if I turn to three.

unknown 8:02

Okay, sweet, I smoke like a chimney. I'm on the skinny eye, full of print me every other week.

SPEAKER_09 8:07

But cut me some slack, but who you want me to be? Cause I'm too messy, and then I'm too fucking clean. You told me get a job, and you ask where the hell I've been. And I'm too perfect, so I open my big mouth. I want to be me. Is that not allowed? And I'm too clever, and then I'm too fucking dumb. You hate it when I cry, and this is that time of the month. And I'm too perfect, so I show you that I'm not a thousand people I could be for you, and you hate the fucking home. Hate the fucking wall hate the fucking wall cause on too messy, it causes on too messy, it causes on too messy, it goes on humanity, it goes on humanity, it goes on humanity, it causes it, it caused on humanity, it is it caused on humanity, it is it caused on humanity, it's taking you ages.

SPEAKER_18 9:37

I'm not asking for pages. But one text or two would be nice, and please don't pull those phases when I am out walking my house off all days. Just one bottle of wine or two, but hey, you can't even talk. Then why you out getting stoned at four o'clock? And then you come home to me. And don't say hello. Cause I gotta hire again.

SPEAKER_09 10:00

And for what to pull my bells, cause I'm too messy, and then I'm too fucking clean. You told me get a job, and you ask where the hell I've been. And I'm too perfect, so I open my big mouth. I want to be me. Is that not allowed? And I'm too clever, and then I'm too fucking dumb. You hate it when I cry, unless it's that time of the month. And I'm too perfect, so I show you that I'm not a thousand people like this fee, but you say you hate the fucking law. You hate the fucking light You hate the fucking life You hate the fucking Cause I'm too messy, it's it's it's it's it cause I'm too messy, it it's on too messy, it caused on too messy, it caused on too messy, it caused on too messy, it caused on too messy, I'm too messy, and then I'm too fucking clean. You told me that the job and you as well, because I open my big mouth. I want to be me.

unknown 11:32

Is that not allowed?

SPEAKER_09 11:34

Then I'm too clever, and then I'm too fucking dumb. You hate it when I cry and listen that I was the one, and I'm too perfect, cause I show you that I'm gone. And I wasn't people of your big face when you hate the wheel. And I'm too messy, and then I'm too fucking clean. You told me this job, then you as well. And then I'm too perfect. Cause I open my new mouth. I want to be me.

unknown 12:02

Is that the better allow?

SPEAKER_09 12:04

Then I'm too clever, and then I'm too fucking dumb. You hate it when I cry and listen to time for the one. And I'm too perfect. Cause I show you that I'm gonna push the people like you when you hate the world. And I'm too messy, and then I'm too fucking clean.

SPEAKER_10 13:43

I can tell you this. I can tell it this time, be romance, take a hit and find the back, just if you don't get a test. I like the way you kiss me, I can tell you this. I can tell it this kind of be romance, take a hidden from the back, you don't get a test. I like the way you piss me, I can tell you this, I can tell the trying to be romantic.

unknown 16:03

You better put this, we go for a bad thing, you have for their night. You better do a night.

SPEAKER_10 17:14

Oh, yes.

SPEAKER_17 17:17

Yes, baby, I like the work and do on my yard. You do are gonna walk in the yard, man. Like you're afraid of fail. No, you're making excuse, but you're feeling pain. Just always my time, cause you'll get me mad.

unknown 17:40

Have a big dog, don't go back and root the card, work your way to go. What's your back in this?

SPEAKER_10 20:41

That I love that. I can't see it all. Do I ever find that all be great? Put your picture on my wall. If grandma hates me, but it's not so bad. It's not so bad. It's not so bad. My teeth come called a one jam, but I got out of bed at all. It's not so bad. I want this my shit. All the girls that we feel like this be around that check.

unknown 24:25

So it's got to score up and like that. You tell us we're around that check. I will hear it. So I'm gonna do it, that's gonna be the back, don't they get it just and go take it out? That's why put your phone woman's gonna get everybody bottle. You tell us a bit around that text. You tell us a bit around that pack.

SPEAKER_10 25:52

All the girls don't feel like this.

unknown 26:56

Do I have that I'm satisfied? Don't play business.

SPEAKER_20 29:14

So my heart beat sound, we fell in love as the leaves turned brown and we could be together, baby. As long as skies are blue, you act so innocent now, but you light so soon When I met you in the summer When I met you in the summer, the heartbeat sound We fell in love. So my heart beat sound, we fell in love as the leaves turn brown, and we could be together, baby. As long as skies are blue, you act so innocent now, but you light so soon When I met you in the summer When I met you in the summer, a heartbeat sound is very powerful.

SPEAKER_11 34:33

I worry about nothing. Let's come with someone else, we haven't better discussions. I know they say I'm alone too fast, but this one's gonna last Cause her name is Hobby, and so go with that. I've got so much love, I've got so much patience, aren't we? Start out of my best, now what I see. Look what I found.

SPEAKER_10 40:27

This my shit, all girls don't feel like this. I can this my shit, all girls don't feel like this, because they ain't no hot this my shit, this my shit, this my shit. Oh, this my shit, this my shit, this my shit.

SPEAKER_08 41:26

After all that we fit through, we'll everything small. Now that the love is so there is nothing there for true. After all that we live through, where everything that's all right is wrong. Now that the love is gone, there is nothing left to prove. Now it's to deny this truth. Now that the love is gone, I mean so that we make so that is full.

unknown 45:42

Can you hear me calling? You touch me.

SPEAKER_10 45:47

I want you to feel that I've always known you.

unknown 45:52

All my libraries. I want to everything. Just want me together.

SPEAKER_10 47:04

I just can't be without you.

unknown 47:10

I'm for it. So maybe I'm for it. You touch me. I want you. I want to stay forever. On my life.

SPEAKER_10 48:53

You can see unfolding. It's your name I'm calling. You touch me. I want you. I wanna stay forever. Just want to be together.

SPEAKER_05 50:51

You come to me, come to the water.

SPEAKER_10 50:59

Come to me. Give me everything I need.

SPEAKER_05 51:50

Oh, share the power. Maybe I was a beat.

unknown 54:58

And I've been a take that I'm gonna take that. And I've been taking the death, and I've been taking the death, and I don't really cut. Come to bonds like time of flame. Gotta call my name and it is my fame. It's a book gonna turn me on. Till I heard them all. Let's get up. Get busy.

SPEAKER_12 55:56

Don't say that booty on stop when the beat job just keeps swinging it, get you it. Yes, come stop, percolate, anything you want for called a tosselist for don't taste busy. Don't see that booty on stop when the beat job just keep swinging it, catching it. Yes, come stop, percolate, anything you want for called a tosselinity for don't taste busy.

unknown 56:12

When the beat job just keep swinging and catching it, drunk stop percolate, anything you want for God's acidity for don't take business. When the beat job just keep swinging and catching it, drunk stop circulate, anything you want to cut, facility for don't take a day, that ain't a take, that's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_07 57:27

Oh such a name today. Take me to George, I'm gonna make it stay.

SPEAKER_16 57:57

Oh yeah, I know you say, you're gonna bring up the new research.

SPEAKER_07 59:02

Oh, so shut in an end today. Take me to church, and we will make you stay.

SPEAKER_04 59:17

Tell you to me that you can go and hear you say This is the real bottom die.

SPEAKER_16 59:31

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_10 59:32

I know you say, It is a good one. Through the good chance in the death, I'll be standing there by you. It isn't too hard to see where we have to be able to do it.

unknown 1:08:27

We don't need no education. We don't need no control.

SPEAKER_07 1:08:56

Leave those kids alone.

unknown 1:10:54

Leave those kids alone. Oh no, it's just me, doesn't break it a wall. I drop it like my fire on a mad one. That's anything everything I've done. I drop it up like my fire on a mad one. Add the anything and everything I've done. I drop it. You will make for love and lay. I can get a love for you, baby. Can you get a love of me? I wish for love for you, baby. You wanna love me? Can you give me love?

SPEAKER_01 1:15:29

Siento que pierde la notion, papi, yo me siento acelerado, pégate, pégate, pay, pégate man, papi, yo me siento acelerado, siento que pierdo la noción, papi, yo me siento acelerado, pégate, pégate, pay, pégate man, papi, yo me siento acelerado, siento que pierde la notion, papi, yo me siento acelerado, pégate, pégate, pay, pégate manga, my life, oh my life, my sus the real life, oh, oh yeah, this is the real life, my sous the real life.

unknown 1:17:34

Sometimes you have anything, you don't need to be the way to do it. Freedom is a choice.

SPEAKER_14 1:18:34

So many people decide not to be free. I'm a free man and feel.